1 00:00:01,419 --> 00:00:02,452 Thugger, thugger 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,154 Dre: I love feeling special... 3 00:00:04,522 --> 00:00:06,589 Appreciate the love at all times 4 00:00:06,657 --> 00:00:08,291 ...getting the first-class treatment. 5 00:00:08,359 --> 00:00:09,859 Dig, I feel special 6 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:13,730 It's as American as apple pie and baseball -- 7 00:00:13,797 --> 00:00:16,566 Well, back-in-the-day baseball before steroids, 8 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:19,202 but not so far back that it was segregated. 9 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,938 You know what? Let's just stick with apple pie -- 10 00:00:22,005 --> 00:00:23,406 Delicious. 11 00:00:23,474 --> 00:00:25,208 But, look, it's not just me. 12 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,510 Everybody loves special treatment. 13 00:00:27,578 --> 00:00:30,279 It's that thing that says you're different, 14 00:00:30,347 --> 00:00:33,182 you're the best, you deserve shrimp. 15 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:36,753 So that's why when it came time to plan a family vacation, 16 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,855 I knew I wanted to ball out. 17 00:00:38,922 --> 00:00:40,123 Disney World, huh? Nice. 18 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:41,290 Dre: Mm-hmm. 19 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:43,359 Oh, no. Not just Disney World. 20 00:00:43,427 --> 00:00:46,028 Disney World V.I.P. 21 00:00:46,096 --> 00:00:46,729 - Ooh. - Mm. 22 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:47,830 I'm gonna give my kids 23 00:00:47,898 --> 00:00:50,032 the first-class experience I never had. 24 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,102 Boy, I sure would like to take Eustace to Disney World, 25 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:55,605 but I'm not allowed to take him out of state. 26 00:00:55,672 --> 00:00:58,141 Nor anywhere in my car. 27 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:00,042 It's just how it is. 28 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:01,978 When are you leaving? 29 00:01:02,045 --> 00:01:04,247 Tomorrow morning. And it's gonna be insane. 30 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,282 All right, everyone. Call your wives. 31 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:07,784 Tell them you won't be coming home 32 00:01:07,851 --> 00:01:10,253 'cause you're working late, only this time, it'll be true. 33 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,320 What's going on? 34 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:12,588 It's a real crisis. 35 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,224 All hands on deck for the next two weeks. 36 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,160 Just got an e-mail from Microsoft. 37 00:01:17,227 --> 00:01:19,061 They hate the direction we're headed in. 38 00:01:19,129 --> 00:01:21,097 What? No, can't that wait? 39 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,198 [ Chuckles ] 40 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:24,600 Subject line -- "We cannot wait." 41 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,569 Look, I can't do it. 42 00:01:26,637 --> 00:01:28,037 I'm going on vacation tomorrow, man. 43 00:01:28,038 --> 00:01:30,139 I need this. I've been working hard. 44 00:01:30,207 --> 00:01:31,474 Are you kidding me? 45 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:33,309 None of you have done [bleep] around here 46 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:35,011 since Pok?mon Go came out. 47 00:01:37,981 --> 00:01:42,251 Ohh! 48 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,020 Don't act innocent. No. 49 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:45,188 It's exercise. 50 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:46,322 I can't do it. 51 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,958 - Excuse me. - You are running point on this. 52 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,427 Yes, I am, and -- 53 00:01:51,495 --> 00:01:52,695 Charlie can do it. 54 00:01:52,763 --> 00:01:53,863 Whe-- hm. 55 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:55,264 Mm-hmm. 56 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:58,167 Yeah. Yeah, that's right, I -- I can do that. Yeah. 57 00:01:58,235 --> 00:01:59,802 You'll be great, Charlie. 58 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,471 Look, and if you have any questions, just call me. 59 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,539 [ Chuckles ] 60 00:02:03,607 --> 00:02:04,887 Are you sure you can handle this? 61 00:02:04,908 --> 00:02:07,376 It is around-the-clock responsibility. 62 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:09,178 I've been living here for two months anyway. 63 00:02:09,246 --> 00:02:11,147 They're tenting my apartment for ghosts. 64 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,515 Weird things are happening. 65 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:15,318 All my shoelaces are missing and all my forks are flat. 66 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,352 So I haven't been back since. 67 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:17,553 [ Chuckles ] 68 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:18,988 Eustace! 69 00:02:19,923 --> 00:02:22,625 What? God sakes. 70 00:02:22,693 --> 00:02:27,330 So just like that, the Johnsons were off on our special trip. 71 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,798 I'm going to Disney World. 72 00:02:28,866 --> 00:02:33,736 73 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:36,138 Nothing can stop me, I'm all the way up 74 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:37,974 Oh, all the way up Mnh. Got it. 75 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,343 It started with a luxurious ride to the airport. 76 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,711 [ Engine starts ] 77 00:02:41,778 --> 00:02:44,714 Then we all enjoyed a first-class flight. 78 00:02:44,781 --> 00:02:46,749 Me especially. 79 00:02:46,817 --> 00:02:48,718 And then we arrived at Disney World 80 00:02:48,785 --> 00:02:52,922 ready to get turnt on our very special V.I.P. vacation 81 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,158 at the most magical place on earth. 82 00:02:56,226 --> 00:02:57,393 I'm all the way up 83 00:02:57,461 --> 00:03:00,263 Guys, we are here, and it's a dream! 84 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,571 Crowds and 100% humidity. Ain't like no dream I ever had. 85 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:03,699 Oh, my God! 86 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,401 You know what? You didn't have to come. 87 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:07,403 Yes, I did. I rented your place on Airbnb, 88 00:03:07,471 --> 00:03:09,171 and I'm making a killing, too. 89 00:03:09,239 --> 00:03:11,440 Hey, guys. Guys, what ride are we gonna ride first? 90 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:13,342 I think the faster, the better. 91 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,850 I want something that's gonna give me 92 00:03:14,912 --> 00:03:16,879 that same rush I feel when I drink after 93 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,347 a random co-worker. 94 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:19,916 I can't wait to do Space Mountain. 95 00:03:19,983 --> 00:03:22,718 Uh, actually, friend, you're gonna have to wait. 96 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,253 What do you mean? 97 00:03:24,321 --> 00:03:25,588 Space Mountain has a height requirement. 98 00:03:25,656 --> 00:03:27,556 Here's a map I pre-marked. 99 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:31,127 It's for someone with your humiliating shortness. 100 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:33,963 Small World? Dumbo? 101 00:03:34,031 --> 00:03:36,198 I don't want to do baby rides. 102 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:38,634 Then get ready to enjoy 43 square miles 103 00:03:38,702 --> 00:03:40,736 of restaurants and bathrooms. 104 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,305 [ Chuckles ] 105 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:45,041 [ Laughter ] 106 00:03:45,108 --> 00:03:46,409 We're going there! 107 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,310 Let's go do it! 108 00:03:47,377 --> 00:03:49,312 Hello, Johnson family! 109 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:50,379 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hey. 110 00:03:50,414 --> 00:03:52,248 I'm Cody, and you better be ready 111 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,250 to have a magical day! 112 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,452 - Better be? - Earl, Earl, get my Vaseline. 113 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,287 - Who is this? - Mama, mama, mama, mama. 114 00:03:58,355 --> 00:04:00,823 - Talking about "better be"? - Mama. This is Cody. 115 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:04,093 He's our V.I.P. tour guide, all right? We bought him. 116 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,295 Oh, well, you didn't actually buy me. I'm an employee. 117 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:08,631 Okay, well, do you really want to get mollywhopped by my mama? 118 00:04:08,699 --> 00:04:10,466 All right, he's gonna take us around 119 00:04:10,534 --> 00:04:13,903 because we are special V.I.P.s, and he is the best. 120 00:04:13,971 --> 00:04:16,272 Oh, I assure you you are in great hands. 121 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:19,075 In fact, before I joined the Disney family, 122 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:21,344 I was a place kicker for an arena football team. 123 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:23,279 But that is a life I left behind. 124 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:24,547 - Hm. - Okay. 125 00:04:24,614 --> 00:04:27,583 Okay! So, these are your custom magic bands. 126 00:04:27,651 --> 00:04:28,484 - Thank you. - Thank you. 127 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:29,852 - Oh. - All right. 128 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,921 And because you are guests at the Animal Kingdom Lodge, 129 00:04:31,989 --> 00:04:34,423 these will conveniently charge your purchases. 130 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:35,191 - Yay! - Special. 131 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:36,158 Babe, babe. 132 00:04:36,226 --> 00:04:36,859 - Hm. - I like that. 133 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:37,927 I wish you would! 134 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:39,795 P-Pops. Pops, what's wrong, man? 135 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,543 Wait, you're mad that we're doing it right? 136 00:04:41,565 --> 00:04:42,732 What the hell you talking about, boy? 137 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,600 We did it right when I took you to Disneyland. 138 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,171 Something wrong with your tuna, baby? 139 00:04:49,239 --> 00:04:51,974 Pops, can I have one of those? 140 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,679 When you get a job, yeah. 141 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:59,348 - Well, I got a job now. - And I have this. 142 00:04:59,416 --> 00:05:01,484 This is linked to his credit card, yes? 143 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,651 Yes. 144 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,520 Come on, Ruby, let's go make it rain at Epcot. 145 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,055 - Oh, my. - All right. 146 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:07,523 Well, we're going this way! 147 00:05:07,591 --> 00:05:09,492 - Let's go. - All right. 148 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,494 Excuse me. V.I.P. coming through! 149 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,130 V.I.P. coming through! 150 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:15,998 So, we don't have to wait in that line? 151 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,833 Hah! Nope. But be gracious, 152 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,502 because we're not better than anybody else. 153 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,837 Hell if we're not. I paid a lot of money for us to be special. 154 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:22,805 [ Cellphone rings ] 155 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:24,073 You are special, honey -- very. 156 00:05:24,141 --> 00:05:24,874 Hey, what's up? 157 00:05:24,941 --> 00:05:26,275 Nothin' much. 158 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:28,744 Just, you know, handling some B.I. on the Microsoft account. 159 00:05:28,812 --> 00:05:30,579 [ Chuckles ] Quick question. 160 00:05:30,647 --> 00:05:32,515 Uh, asking for a friend, all right? 161 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,483 Uh, who is Microsoft? 162 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,552 Hey, Charlie, I'm gonna have to call you back, man. 163 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,754 Right now you're distracting me from feeling superior 164 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:40,542 to the general-admission people I'm passing. 165 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,491 No, no, no, no, my friend's back is against the wall, 166 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:43,359 and you got to help him, Dre. 167 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,326 Come on, man -- p-- 168 00:05:44,394 --> 00:05:45,461 Marshawn! Marshawn Lynch! 169 00:05:45,529 --> 00:05:47,563 Oh, not him, man, not him. But thank you. 170 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:50,699 [ Chuckles ] That guy thought you were Marshawn Lynch, Dad. 171 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,403 Eh, it's just a flattering form of racism, son. 172 00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:56,772 Now, anyone get motion sickness? 173 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,007 Anyone pregnant? 174 00:05:58,075 --> 00:06:01,610 - Oh, oh, hey, hey. - Yes, I am actually pregnant. 175 00:06:01,678 --> 00:06:03,179 [ Gasps ] That's awesome, congratulations. 176 00:06:03,246 --> 00:06:04,246 Thank you. 177 00:06:04,247 --> 00:06:05,281 But unfortunately, mama bear, 178 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:06,615 you're gonna have to sit this ride out 179 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:08,050 because of your cub in the oven. 180 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:11,954 Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of other rides I can ride, right? 181 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:13,355 Oh, absolutely. 182 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:15,224 Anything that doesn't have a sharp tilt, turn, loop, 183 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,759 sudden drop, or sudden stop. [ Chuckles ] 184 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:19,428 Wow, bae, that's a lot you can't do. 185 00:06:19,496 --> 00:06:21,764 I know. 186 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:23,399 Kind of I wish I didn't pay extra for you now. 187 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:24,233 Wha-- 188 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,501 Single rider! - Dre. 189 00:06:25,503 --> 00:06:27,136 Bow wasn't going to ruin our trip 190 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:29,105 the way the baby ruined hers. 191 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:32,441 We were going to get down to the very important business 192 00:06:32,509 --> 00:06:34,410 of being very important people. 193 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,412 My kids, they started off slow. 194 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,580 Excuse us. 195 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,381 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 196 00:06:39,449 --> 00:06:41,650 Don't mind us. We're with the guide. 197 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:42,918 We're with Cody. 198 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,453 What are you apologizing for? 199 00:06:44,521 --> 00:06:45,955 You're V.I.P., boy. Own this. 200 00:06:46,022 --> 00:06:48,491 But eventually, they started to get the hang of it. 201 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:51,060 Don't hate! V.I.P. coming through! 202 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:52,628 It's natural to feel jealous. 203 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:53,762 Hey, we'll let you know how it is. 204 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,398 Don't make eye contact with me. 205 00:06:56,466 --> 00:06:58,734 My God, whose kids are those? 206 00:06:58,802 --> 00:07:00,970 They're mine! 207 00:07:01,037 --> 00:07:02,438 You all have fun! 208 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:03,973 Cody. See you later! 209 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,441 [ All chanting "V.I.P.!" ] 210 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,644 And I wouldn't last these shows 211 00:07:08,712 --> 00:07:13,549 So I am headed home 212 00:07:14,222 --> 00:07:16,824 Oh, so that's how it is. Look here. 213 00:07:16,892 --> 00:07:18,359 [ Scoffs ] 214 00:07:18,427 --> 00:07:20,494 Waiter, we'd like to buy a round 215 00:07:20,562 --> 00:07:22,396 for every sunburnt person wearing a T-shirt 216 00:07:22,464 --> 00:07:23,497 courtesy of our ungrateful son. 217 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:25,266 [ Laughs ] [ All cheering ] 218 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,568 Boy don't even realize how much we had to sacrifice 219 00:07:27,636 --> 00:07:28,769 to pay for Disneyland. 220 00:07:28,837 --> 00:07:31,472 [ Dog barks in distance ] 221 00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:44,452 [ Siren wails in distance ] 222 00:07:44,519 --> 00:07:46,454 Earl! That was my car! 223 00:07:46,521 --> 00:07:48,089 I bought them tickets. 224 00:07:48,156 --> 00:07:50,624 Opened up 17 Christmas cards at the post office 225 00:07:50,692 --> 00:07:52,593 to get that money. Boy never even thanked us. 226 00:07:52,661 --> 00:07:53,661 Ungrateful child. 227 00:07:53,662 --> 00:07:55,629 This is the worst ever. 228 00:07:55,697 --> 00:07:56,964 Well, now it is. 229 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,635 Every ride I like is off limits for me. 230 00:07:59,703 --> 00:08:01,103 I should've just stayed home. 231 00:08:01,171 --> 00:08:05,341 I mean, I could've gotten seven days alone in my house, 232 00:08:05,408 --> 00:08:08,210 no kids, no husband. 233 00:08:08,278 --> 00:08:09,578 No you. 234 00:08:09,646 --> 00:08:11,347 I can see how that would be appealing. 235 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:12,548 [ Flute plays ] 236 00:08:12,616 --> 00:08:15,484 You know... I don't understand all the hype. 237 00:08:15,552 --> 00:08:17,113 Can't do anything here that you can't do 238 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,481 at the Chuck E. Cheese in Torrance. 239 00:08:18,488 --> 00:08:19,588 Ooh, Black Jesus, 240 00:08:19,656 --> 00:08:21,924 if there was ever a time to set myself on fire. 241 00:08:21,992 --> 00:08:25,527 Or... no fire, and we can just go back to the hotel. 242 00:08:25,595 --> 00:08:26,795 I want to go back to the hotel. 243 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:29,498 That's the coward's way out. But okay. 244 00:08:29,566 --> 00:08:32,868 Waiter! One Tom Collins to go! 245 00:08:33,576 --> 00:08:36,544 You know, I don't see any other V.I.P. guides out here. 246 00:08:36,612 --> 00:08:38,880 Are these people not doing V.I.P.? 247 00:08:38,948 --> 00:08:40,148 They're not. 248 00:08:40,216 --> 00:08:42,450 I saw that kid in the regular line -- twice. 249 00:08:42,518 --> 00:08:44,085 Oh, they're definitely not. 250 00:08:44,153 --> 00:08:46,588 That woman's wearing Bugle Boy jeans. 251 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:50,125 Hm. Cody. 252 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:51,893 Let me holler at you for a second, playboy. 253 00:08:51,961 --> 00:08:52,761 I like you. 254 00:08:52,828 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh. 255 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,067 The kids like you. 256 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,536 And I think you're a great guy, 257 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,171 but we traveled clear across the country 258 00:08:58,239 --> 00:09:00,573 to have the most special week of our lives. 259 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,743 And if you think you're gonna put us with non-V.I.P. people, 260 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,345 ooh, I'm not the one, Cody. 261 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,212 Well -- 262 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,214 I'm not the one, Cody. 263 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:09,515 Hm. 264 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,784 Okay? Now, what is the most popular ride here? 265 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,887 And think good and hard before you answer. 266 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,757 Frozen Ever After at Epcot. 267 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,059 Oh, okay, take us the most shaded route. 268 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:20,860 [ Chuckles ] 269 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,061 Johnsons! 270 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,231 We out! Let's roll. Lead the way, Cody. 271 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,332 - Oh. - Thank you. 272 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,665 Well, where's the damn exit? 273 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:32,534 Hey, is this the line to get out of here? 274 00:09:32,602 --> 00:09:34,836 No, it's the line - for Soarin' Around the World. 275 00:09:34,904 --> 00:09:36,004 Well, does it soar back to my hotel? 276 00:09:36,072 --> 00:09:37,712 [ Chuckles ] No, but it's air-conditioned. 277 00:09:37,774 --> 00:09:38,941 - Ooh. - Ooh, air! 278 00:09:39,008 --> 00:09:40,042 - Let's go. - All right. All right. 279 00:09:40,109 --> 00:09:41,877 - Come on in. - Ooh. 280 00:09:41,945 --> 00:09:44,880 281 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,603 Yeah, I feel like I'm flying, but I know I'm not. 282 00:09:52,671 --> 00:09:55,472 Soarin' Around the World? Psht! 283 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:58,008 [ Chuckles ] More like Snorin' Around the World. 284 00:09:58,076 --> 00:09:59,209 [ Scoffs ] 285 00:09:59,277 --> 00:10:02,012 Whole wide, amazing world. 286 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,216 Ruby: It's terrible! Just a lifelike illusion 287 00:10:06,284 --> 00:10:10,020 filled with majesty and sensory delight. 288 00:10:10,088 --> 00:10:11,321 [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. 289 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:12,589 [ People gasping ] 290 00:10:12,657 --> 00:10:14,577 Oh, we gonna hit the wall, we gonna hit the wall! 291 00:10:14,592 --> 00:10:15,872 - What?! - We gonna hit the wall! 292 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:20,798 Well, I knew we wasn't gonna hit it. 293 00:10:20,865 --> 00:10:22,666 Oh, Earl. 294 00:10:22,734 --> 00:10:25,069 Dre: Here we go! Here we go! 295 00:10:25,136 --> 00:10:28,238 Seven Dwarfs Mine Train -- this is good, Jack. 296 00:10:28,306 --> 00:10:30,708 You can get a sneak peek of jobs available 297 00:10:30,775 --> 00:10:32,142 to someone of your height. 298 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:34,845 [ Screams ] 299 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,035 My glasses! I'm blind! 300 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:43,339 Thank you, Disney gods! 301 00:10:43,406 --> 00:10:47,042 - Whoo! - Yeah! 302 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,411 Wow, guys, what do you say?! 303 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:50,880 - It was so much fun. - Whoo! 304 00:10:50,947 --> 00:10:52,815 - Yeah! - Why'd we stop? 305 00:10:52,883 --> 00:10:54,583 306 00:10:54,651 --> 00:10:56,285 [ Elephant trumpets ] 307 00:10:58,388 --> 00:11:03,192 - Flamingos. - Whoa, flamingos. 308 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,260 Oh, my gosh. 309 00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:05,094 Is that a panda? 310 00:11:05,161 --> 00:11:06,228 This is awesome. 311 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:08,230 You should see this, Diane. 312 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:09,832 I see it just fine. 313 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,034 You're looking directly into the sun. 314 00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:13,463 Oh, my stars. Stop! Stop the truck! 315 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:14,603 - Stop! - What? What? What? 316 00:11:14,671 --> 00:11:16,438 Everybody, look over there. 317 00:11:16,713 --> 00:11:17,813 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 318 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,780 [ Gasps ] 319 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:20,148 Dear God, somebody talk to me! 320 00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:22,684 Sweet Black Jesus, this is beautiful. 321 00:11:22,752 --> 00:11:26,188 Ladies and gentlemen, I have been on this ride 10,000 times. 322 00:11:26,255 --> 00:11:28,356 I -- I have a PhD in animal behavior. 323 00:11:28,424 --> 00:11:31,593 I have spent two days in the pouch of an Australian kangaroo, 324 00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:34,830 and I have [inhales] - never seen something like this. 325 00:11:34,897 --> 00:11:36,264 Describe it to me! 326 00:11:36,332 --> 00:11:39,401 There's only one word for this -- 327 00:11:39,469 --> 00:11:41,236 Indescribable. 328 00:11:41,304 --> 00:11:42,304 - Yes. - What? 329 00:11:42,338 --> 00:11:44,206 It's like seeing the face of God. 330 00:11:44,273 --> 00:11:46,675 This is not only the circle of life. 331 00:11:46,743 --> 00:11:48,076 This is the meaning of life. 332 00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:49,211 - Yes. - What? 333 00:11:49,278 --> 00:11:51,113 Well, take a picture. Shoot a video! 334 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,748 No, no. 335 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:55,517 Let's use our mind cameras. 336 00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:56,418 Cody: Well said. 337 00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:57,432 What? [ Exhales sharply ] 338 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,833 See, that is why we did V.I.P. 339 00:11:58,901 --> 00:12:02,070 Now, had we stood in the regular line, we would have missed that. 340 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,906 Uh, some of us did miss it. It was Diane. 341 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,441 Okay, hey. Hey, Cody. 342 00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:07,842 So, what's next? 343 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,512 For you? I'm not sure. Your time with me is up. 344 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,080 Uh... 345 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,682 Uh, but I bought you. 346 00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:16,351 Oh, that word again. 347 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:17,953 You didn't actually buy me. 348 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,688 You bought my services for seven hours, 349 00:12:19,755 --> 00:12:20,855 and I've had a great time. 350 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:22,757 I like you, and I like your kids, 351 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,893 but now it's time for me to go back to H.Q. 352 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,529 and change out of my socks and be with the Gonzalez family. 353 00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:30,031 Okay. - But please know - you've got a friend in me. 354 00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:30,966 Okay, Cody, so -- 355 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:31,900 You've got a friend in me. 356 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,068 - But, Cody -- - Dre. 357 00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:34,803 You got a friend in me. 358 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,871 Hm? Bye. [ Chuckles ] 359 00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:37,606 Bye. 360 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,740 - Bye. - Bye? 361 00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,075 - Wait, what? - Is this a joke? 362 00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:42,711 Cody? I told you I am not the one! 363 00:12:43,591 --> 00:12:45,559 [ Voice breaking ] I am not the one! 364 00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,494 We're in gen-pop? 365 00:12:47,562 --> 00:12:51,731 Nooooooooooo! 366 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:52,799 [ Crying ] 367 00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:55,656 Okay, look, guys. 368 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:59,259 I know losing V.I.P. is not great, but, hey, look. 369 00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:02,162 We're still at Disney World. 370 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,198 And this line is only 25 minutes. 371 00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:06,033 - [ Sighs ] - 25 minutes? 372 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,100 Mm-hmm. 373 00:13:09,504 --> 00:13:12,472 [ Gasping ] No. Fix this! 374 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,274 Fix this now! 375 00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:16,076 I can't see how far we've fallen, 376 00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:17,505 - but I can feel it. - [ Stomping ] 377 00:13:17,512 --> 00:13:21,682 So I -- I am headed home 378 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,926 Okay, let's do this. 379 00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:26,561 Uh... 380 00:13:26,629 --> 00:13:30,064 M-Microsoft. 'Cause that's who you are. 381 00:13:30,132 --> 00:13:31,566 [ Chuckles ] 382 00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:33,268 Uh... 383 00:13:33,335 --> 00:13:38,273 Uh, here at Stevens and Lido, there's a little exercise we do. 384 00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:43,126 Uh, let's pretend as if I have absolutely no idea who you are, 385 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:45,900 what you do, or anything about your company. 386 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,869 Tell me what you want me to do, all right? 387 00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:50,871 Step by step. [ Chuckles ] 388 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:52,973 Talk to me like a man who's laid everything 389 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,235 on the line for a job he's completely unqualified for. 390 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,171 [ Sighs ] That was a manipulative ride back there. 391 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,273 Yeah, playing with our emotions. 392 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,142 Heh, making us feel more alive 393 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,490 than we've ever felt and whatnot. 394 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,978 Can't wait to get out of here. 395 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,980 Hey, should we get in that exit line over there? 396 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,216 No, that exit line looks way too rough for a pregnant lady. 397 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,318 Oh, I think we should get in that exit line. 398 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,652 Looks a lot gentler. 399 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,323 Or maybe get in that stupid Dumbo exit line over there. 400 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:21,360 Maybe sneak out above the clouds on that adorable elephant. 401 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,828 Yeah, yeah, if you think that's the fastest way 402 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,330 for us to get of here, come on, let's go. 403 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,097 That's the fastest way. 404 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,068 I'm right behind you. 405 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,569 Most people die climbing Everest. 406 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,504 We're gonna die waiting to ride it. 407 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,540 I hate my life right now. 408 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,241 I hate my dad right now. 409 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,077 Uh... 410 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,711 Are you kidding me? 411 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,847 Huh? 412 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,000 You wait in one line, and you have a meltdown? 413 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,034 You had an incredible day! 414 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,471 You got to ride like 20 rides in 10 minutes! 415 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:51,973 You got to go ahead of Green Day. 416 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,376 Did you see puss on Tr? Cool? 417 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:57,379 Huh? And you know what's worse? 418 00:14:57,447 --> 00:14:59,948 Not one person has even said thank you. 419 00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:01,016 Gee, thanks, Dad. 420 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,184 Shut up! 421 00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:06,588 Not sincere. You monsters are dead to me! 422 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,742 [ People gasp ] 423 00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:10,911 Okay, maybe that was the wrong choice of words, 424 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,345 since I am your father, 425 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,980 but I hate you. 426 00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:14,681 [ Gasps ] 427 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:15,415 Excuse me. 428 00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:16,550 Excuse me, sorry. 429 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:17,884 I'm sorry. Let me through here. 430 00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:20,554 I'm sorry. Oh, yes! I'm still mad at you! 431 00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,255 [ People gasp ] Excuse me. Excuse me. 432 00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:28,219 Sir. 433 00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:29,053 Hm? Yes. 434 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,621 Sir, we're lost. 435 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:31,856 We keep looking for the exits, 436 00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:35,359 and instead, we keep finding gift shops. 437 00:15:35,427 --> 00:15:37,595 Only reason I'm wearing this hat is 'cause my grandkids 438 00:15:37,663 --> 00:15:40,431 made me get it and you know, the ears protect my neck. 439 00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:41,999 [ Chuckles ] 440 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,802 And this tiara, I hate how it takes 25 years off my real age. 441 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:45,770 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 442 00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:46,671 [ Chuckling ] I hate that. 443 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,972 Well, some of the exits 444 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,000 - are gonna be right over here. - Oh, look, guys. 445 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,601 There's a real exit right -- right there. 446 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:51,534 [ Marching band plays ] 447 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,602 Yep, that's one of them. 448 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,843 Oh, no. Parade's coming through. 449 00:15:53,905 --> 00:15:55,639 Announcer: And now we invite you to relax -- 450 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:56,973 Well, you folks can cross. There's still time. 451 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,509 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, she's pregnant. 452 00:15:59,577 --> 00:16:00,143 Yeah. 453 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:01,278 And we're elderly. 454 00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:02,546 Mm. 455 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,493 So, uh, you know, we'll just sit here and suffer 456 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:09,019 while this... magnificent parade goes by. 457 00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:11,288 I don't know how this day could get any worse. 458 00:16:11,355 --> 00:16:13,290 I don't either. It's horrible! 459 00:16:13,357 --> 00:16:14,000 So hot. 460 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,401 Be our guest, be our guest 461 00:16:15,468 --> 00:16:17,269 Put our service to the test 462 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:19,017 Tie your napkin 'round your neck, ch?rie, 463 00:16:19,072 --> 00:16:20,306 and we'll provide the rest 464 00:16:20,373 --> 00:16:22,174 Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres 465 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,742 Why, we only live to serve 466 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,411 Try the gray stuff, it's delicious 467 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:27,012 Don't believe me, ask the dishes 468 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,814 Go on, unfold your menu 469 00:16:28,882 --> 00:16:30,282 Take a glance and then you'll 470 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:32,284 Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest 471 00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:34,186 [ Laughter ] 472 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,422 [ People cheering ] 473 00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:37,978 [ Scoffs ] 474 00:16:38,004 --> 00:16:39,383 Oh, look, Junior. 475 00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:43,629 There's another super cool guy. 476 00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:46,464 Oh, my God! 477 00:16:46,932 --> 00:16:48,666 A Jedi girl! 478 00:16:49,268 --> 00:16:51,802 She's my Rey. 479 00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:53,570 You should talk to her. 480 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,806 This could actually be something. 481 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,908 I mean, it won't, but it could be. 482 00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,038 It won't, just so you know. 483 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:00,906 Okay, I've got some great ice breakers. 484 00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:02,508 Check this out. [ Clears throat ] 485 00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:04,810 Do you have a quarter? 486 00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:08,113 I told my mom I'd call her as soon as I fell in love. 487 00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:11,517 I would use the quarter on a thing called a pay phone. 488 00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:14,286 I've never had a girlfriend, but that seems very wrong. 489 00:17:14,354 --> 00:17:15,621 Fine. You know what? 490 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,423 I'll just go with "Hi." 491 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,391 How hard's "Hi"? 492 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:22,394 Hi. [ Higher-pitched ] Hi. 493 00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:24,463 Hi! 494 00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:27,366 [ High-pitched ] Hellooooo! 495 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,773 496 00:17:34,841 --> 00:17:37,977 Hey. 497 00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:39,578 Are you allowed to eat that? 498 00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:41,413 Hope so. It's my second one. 499 00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,649 Why are you wearing Mickey hands? 500 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,718 Oh, no big deal. 501 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:48,854 I was in a parade with your parents, 502 00:17:48,922 --> 00:17:52,091 who I had the best day ever with! 503 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,426 Oh. Never tell Ruby. 504 00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:57,663 Well, I had the worst day ever with your spoiled-ass kids. 505 00:17:57,513 --> 00:17:58,646 You should've seen them, Bow. 506 00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:00,982 The second we lost V.I.P. status, 507 00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:03,618 they turned into ungrateful monsters. 508 00:18:03,685 --> 00:18:06,187 Huh. Well, you know what? 509 00:18:06,255 --> 00:18:08,623 They were probably just following your lead. 510 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:12,159 Bow, I was just trying to make Disney World extra special. 511 00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:13,461 Dre, 512 00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:17,098 you stepped over a baby in stroller to get on a ride. 513 00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,699 Okay. Okay, Bow. All right. 514 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:22,036 I probably did mess it up for everybody. 515 00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,506 Maybe not for everybody. Look over there, babe. 516 00:18:25,574 --> 00:18:26,807 Look. 517 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:27,875 [ Laughter ] 518 00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:30,444 Laughing. Probably at me. 519 00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:31,679 [ Chuckles ] 520 00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:34,682 Dre, not everything is about you. 521 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,807 [ Scoffs ] 522 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:36,976 Yes, it is. 523 00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:38,886 Okay, you know what? 524 00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:41,656 Actually, in some weird way, 525 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,723 it's probably a good thing that you threw a tantrum 526 00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:46,360 and abandoned them, 'cause look. 527 00:18:46,428 --> 00:18:49,664 It gave them the space to actually enjoy each other. 528 00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:51,580 Hm. 529 00:18:51,648 --> 00:18:56,085 Yeah, you're right. 530 00:18:56,153 --> 00:18:58,154 I really did save the day. 531 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,332 [ Sighs ] Yeah, Dre, you're a hero. 532 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,467 Yes, I am. 533 00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:03,302 Junior got a girl's number. 534 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:04,169 I did. 535 00:19:04,237 --> 00:19:05,437 But he lost it on the ride. 536 00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:06,538 I did. 537 00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:07,773 All right, come on, tell me about it. 538 00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:09,675 Sweetheart, where are your glasses? 539 00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:10,419 As it turned out, 540 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,288 we didn't need to have V.I.P. status 541 00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:13,923 to have a special experience. 542 00:19:13,991 --> 00:19:14,891 - Nice! - Eat that! 543 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:18,928 [ People gasping, murmuring ] 544 00:19:18,996 --> 00:19:21,230 Oh, my gosh. 545 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:25,868 When you wish upon a star 546 00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:27,069 [ All cheering ] 547 00:19:27,137 --> 00:19:30,439 Makes no difference who you are 548 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:35,144 - Anything your heart desires - Awesome! 549 00:19:35,212 --> 00:19:38,147 - Will come to you - Wow! 550 00:19:38,215 --> 00:19:39,816 Beautiful, huh? 551 00:19:39,883 --> 00:19:41,117 Yeah, son, it is. 552 00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:43,653 If your heart is in your dream 553 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,955 You know what would go good with this? 554 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,023 No. What? 555 00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:48,157 No request is too extreme 556 00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:50,660 Tuna sandwich. 557 00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:52,461 [ Both laugh ] When you wish upon a star 558 00:19:52,529 --> 00:19:56,299 Yeah, you might be right about that. 559 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,967 As dreamers do 560 00:19:58,035 --> 00:20:00,970 I wish you would. 561 00:20:01,038 --> 00:20:04,273 562 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:14,250 [ Both laugh ] 563 00:20:19,997 --> 00:20:21,064 All right, guys. 564 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,932 I just got to say that was the best trip I've ever been on. 565 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,360 You know, my favorite part -- 566 00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:29,237 [ Doors closing ] 567 00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:30,703 [ Sighs ] 568 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,730 I truly am alone in this life. 569 00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:36,344 Why the long face? 570 00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:37,879 Charlie, why are you in my house? 571 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,647 I've always wanted to stay here. 572 00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:42,350 Once it came up on Airbnb, I knew I had to get it. 573 00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:44,419 It's the only house on the block that eluded me. 574 00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:45,687 What? 575 00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:48,590 Left your main man flapping in the breeze, huh? 576 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:51,593 Should've just told me Microsoft was a computer company. 577 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,794 Uh... 578 00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:56,064 So, you were in my house alone all week? 579 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,700 Yeah. [ Gasps ] 580 00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:01,002 Eustace! 581 00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,670 - Mom... - Shh, Daddy's working. 582 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:07,195 583 00:21:07,245 --> 00:21:11,795 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0